Don’t fight them. Don’t delete them. Score them.
If you’re a blogger, you probably get e-mails like this.
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We usually just delete them – but they just keep coming.
Plus, deleting is so respectful. It’s like you’re treating them like normal bot-driven spam, when it’s actually far worse than that – because there’s clearly a human being behind it. A real person is talking to you like this.
So, a few years back I made something called The Pitching Game. It used to be a page on this blog. Now it’s a poster – and you can get it below.
Go forth and score ’em.