A short guide to being really, really English.
Scarborough: Zoltar Is Not Amused
He’s had better days.
(Originally published in 2006.)
3 Things To Do In Hull Shortly Before You Die
Here’s a story about what happens when you have a really bad idea while running on too little sleep.
Hello Darkness Once Again: Walking The Vanishing Holderness Coast
The darkness hugs my face… *WINK*. The sky flashes.
Ghost Town, Halfway Home
He points the gun in my face. I’ve no idea how to react. I fall backwards on the grass, not because I’m scared (it’s all too sudden for that), but because falling over is about the only thing I can think of doing. Down on the ground, it occurs to me that if this was a movie, I’d now be … Read More
Gaping Gill: Don’t Be Stupid
Hey, come have a look at this.
Balderdash! – Busting 5 Myths About England
Ah, England! The mist-shrouded Arthurian ruins, the rolling green hills dotted with sleepy hamlets, nuns on bikes free-wheeling over cattle grids, tankards of warm beer, castles and orchards, jodhpurs and shooting-sticks, where monocles legally replace spectacles and more than two people will automatically form a queue, where everything is quaint and quintessential and steeped and… On and on. Planning a … Read More