Well, its been quite a week here at TravelsWithTyrion.com. Like, the worst ever. LOL.
The good news is:
I’M GOING TRAVELLING AGAIN.
The bad news is things aren’t good with my family :(
Good time to leave home for a while. Sis is acting weird, and Dad looks like hes going to spend his rest of his life on the toilet (sorry, TMI). Reminds me why I love #travel LOL.
SOCIAL MEDIA UPDATE!
Pleeeeeeease stop using #VisitKingsLanding. Theyve treated me like REALLY BADLY and as soon as I hit dry land I’m sending a raven to Chris Elliott about them. Totally not cool.
Follow my upcoming adventures with the hashtag
I’m totally THRILLED to be exploring the Braavosi Coastlands with Varys of NeuteredNomad. CAN’T WAIT.
But first! We’ll starting in the beautiful city of Pentos, famous for it’s super-happy people and metal-collar-and-legchains jewellery (OMG can’t wait to try it myself).
We’ll be eating delicious local food wherever we can find it, staying off the beaten track as much as possible, and generally trying to #livelikealocal. Can’t wait.
Got to fire a crossbow!
Escaped a death sentence!
Stowed away on a ship!
7 days without shaving (ready for #Movember!)
Best tweet about crappy #VisitKingsLanding will win a luxury gold Lannister chain of office!
(Totally beautiful! Last owner got totally choked up when it was time to let go of it. NOTE: a few links are slightly stretched and bent.)
Following tweets are for demonstration purposes only.
GUEST POST OPPORTUNITIES
I’m going to be a bit busy with family stuff for a while (and also, exclusive, I’m secretly working with an AMAZING NEW STARTUP that’s totally going to take over the world and I can’t talk about it right now, but I’ll just say one thing, DRAGONS!).
So I wont be updating Travels With Tyrion very much for a while, so! i’d love some guest contributions. I cant offer pay but its great exposure for your brand and also I will remember you when I rule King’s Landing (LOL).
Please email smallguybigplans AT gmail.com.
Thx! Love you all,